Day: August 3, 2011

The same way they would react when non-butch lesbians, non-lesbian butches, or non-butch-non-lesbians get physically violent:

• By clearly indicating no offensive intentions, and no desire to fight,
• By disarming the situation if at all possible to get everyone back to their "happy place", or
• By retreating or defending their position as necessary to survive until escape is achieved, or local authorities can intervene.

How should straight men react if lesbians get physically violent?

The worst place to be gay? The Appendix.

• When it's not interfering with things, you feel somewhat personally insulted that the gay part of you is basically useless, or that you've somehow 'evolved out of needing it'.
• When it's causing trouble, it's even worse – "removing the gay bits" makes you feel better, and you get ice cream afterwards[*]. It's like being Born Again Christian for the day.
• The word itself sounds like an adult software store for android devices – it's a little too open to puns and innuendo, while remaining otherwise completely un-sexy.

[*I'm reasonably sure this is true, since I saw it on the Brady Bunch.]

What is the worst place to be gay?