Deano’s answer to: “There was a lady in the train that asked me to “shut the fuck up” while I was talking on the phone. What would be a witty way to say sorry to her?”

The best way to apologize for talking on the phone during a train ride is simply to nod, mouth the words "I'm sorry" in a pantomime, and then slowly, carefully, turn off your phone, put it in your pocket, and clasp your hands in your lap meditatively for the rest of the ride. Next time, bring a book.

There was a lady in the train that asked me to "shut the fuck up" while I was talking on the phone. What would be a witty way to say sorry to her?