Deano’s answer to: “Which kind of engineers make the best lovers?”

The best lovers, why that'd have to be Geological engineers!

No qualms about digging into dirty holes.
They know better than to mess around with miners.
They will rock your world like no other.
They won't be as judgmental if you want to get stoned afterwards.
Avid Spelunkers. 'Nuff said.
They will exhaustively map your topography with respect and care.
And lastly, they're the only engineers who can ask "am I boring you?" in a way that turns you on even more.

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