The best lovers, why that'd have to be Geological engineers!
- No qualms about digging into dirty holes.
- They know better than to mess around with miners.
- They will rock your world like no other.
- They won't be as judgmental if you want to get stoned afterwards.
- Avid Spelunkers. 'Nuff said.
- They will exhaustively map your topography with respect and care.
- And lastly, they're the only engineers who can ask "am I boring you?" in a way that turns you on even more.
