Deano’s answer to: “What is the worst place to be gay?”

The worst place to be gay? The Appendix.

  • When it's not interfering with things, you feel somewhat personally insulted that the gay part of you is basically useless, or that you've somehow 'evolved out of needing it'.
  • When it's causing trouble, it's even worse – "removing the gay bits" makes you feel better, and you get ice cream afterwards[*]. It's like being Born Again Christian for the day.
  • The word itself sounds like an adult software store for android devices – it's a little too open to puns and innuendo, while remaining otherwise completely un-sexy.

[*I'm reasonably sure this is true, since I saw it on the Brady Bunch.]

What is the worst place to be gay?

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