Category: Q & A

Your question is needlessly detailed – it's a common problem for women, that men don't cut their nails, period.

It's unattractive to see a guy show up for a date with dirty nails, or jagged bitten nails. One of the easiest ways most men can boost their attractiveness, in fact, is to properly care for their nails… Not just clipping them, but also filing (not that difficult or time consuming), or even getting the occasional manicure.

It's not a sign of being a hipster, or a threat to your sexuality, guys. Just a really easy way to emulate one of the many practices women use to look good… You get the same benefits, you understand what women go through a little better (go ahead, compliment her nails if they look good, it's the little things), and yes, fewer complaints during hand sex… Though I'd still recommend going the glove/lube route myself, for a variety of reasons.

Is it a common problem for women that men don't cut their nails before penetrating a woman's vagina with their fingers?

Given the form factor of most womens' underwear, any penis over about 5" in length would be a little "awkwardly prominent" in most situations, assuming the woman was wearing pants, shorts, or other form-fitting outerwear.

Apart from fashion considerations, many men might also feel threatened if the last bastion of masculinity, the actual physical penis, were somehow co-opted by the fairer sex.

How big is too big for women when it comes to penises?

Women, men, or polar bears… People want what they want. But when they actually get what they want? Wow, that feels good!

You could probably make the argument that the harder something is to get, the better that "wow" feeling becomes.

Thus, in a society that has historically shunned public expressions of homosexual sensual expression, seeing two women of otherwise-perceived heterosexual orientation kiss can seem especially exotic and thrilling to the average heterosexual male.

Why do some men like to watch women kissing?

The "average" penis? No idea!

How long does it take for the average penis to go from completely flaccid to completely erect, given the optimal sexual stimulus?

I believe this answer changes based on length:

• For the "shorter" penis (under 5"), additional length is what would be preferred;
• For an average length rod (5-6"), length or girth additions would be appreciated about equally (averaged across all 'penis desirers');
• For the longer phallus (7"+), it is more common for additional girth to be generally preferable once "hitting the back wall" becomes a realistic possibility when "parking in the flesh garage".

There are theories that this 'bell curve' of preference may have a secondary prominence for wangers above 11" in length: where physical limits cease to be a primary concern, the preference may revert to length (trying to beat local recorded maximums) before again turning back to girth (for the same reasons) somewhere in the 13-14" range.

Please note that the above is a relative scale, primarily based on what one is "used to" or "readily able to acquire".

The definition of what constitutes a "big" man-cannon, as well, is based on similar relativity… Though, as an average, a man should feel no qualms in considering themselves "well endowed" if they meet one or more of the following qualifications:

• cannot fit their engorged wiener fully into a US standard-sized toilet paper roll tube.
• can invert a standard "Guiness-style" pint beer glass over their unit when erect, and "touch bottom" with the tip.
• using a tape measure, measure either 7" in length, or 7" in schlongile circumference when fully aroused.

As a side note, it is important for baloney-pony enfatuated women especially to understand the "grower versus shower" principle of dong size – there are a shocking number of women who have either never heard of the difference, or who have never experienced a "grower" in their own personal experience or casual pornographic film viewing, and thus make mistaken assumptions about potential pleasuring power of men who are simply under- or non-hornified at the time of viewing. This does not seem to apply as strictly to gay or bisexual men, who generally have some experience in sidelong-glancing the at-rest cockadoodle noodles of their fellows.

What is preferable in penis size, girth or length?