Deano’s answer to: “Where is U from?”

Okay, this question requires a bit of explanation… There I was, just chilling on Quora.com, reading questions, writing and voting on answers, and suggesting edits here and there to help out my fellow Intertronians.

Then I run across this question: “Where is U from? I is from China”. Oh man. How could I possibly resist?!?

So, without further ado, I give you my answer, in all it’s snarkalicious glory:

From the Wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U):

The letter U ultimately comes from the Semitic letter Waw by way of the letter Y. See the letter Y for details.

During the late Middle Ages, two forms of “v” developed, which were both used for its ancestor u and modern v. The pointed form “v” was written at the beginning of a word, while a rounded form “u” was used in the middle or end, regardless of sound. So whereas valor and excuse appeared as in modern printing, “have” and “upon” were printed haue and vpon. The first distinction between the letters “u” and “v” is recorded in a Gothic alphabet from 1386, where “v” preceded “u”. By the mid-16th century, the “v” form was used to represent the consonant and “u” the vowel sound, giving us the modern letter “u”. Capital “U” was not accepted as a distinct letter until many years later.

Also, contrary to your assertion in the question details, it seems that ‘i’ is not originally from China, but rather is, like ‘u’ Semitic in origin (if you have supporting evidence to the contrary, it would be fascinating):

In Semitic, the letter was probably originally a pictogram for a leg with a hand, derived from a similar hieroglyphics that represented a voiced pharyngeal fricative (/ʕ/) in Egyptian, but was reassigned to /j/ (as in English “yes”) by Semites, because their word for “arm” began with that sound. This letter could also be used to represent /i/, the close front unrounded vowel, mainly in foreign words.
The Greeks adopted a form of this Phoenician yodh as their letter iota (‹Ι, ι›) to represent /i/, the same as in the Old Italic alphabet. In Latin (as in Modern Greek), it was also used to represent /j/. The modern letter ‹j› was firstly a variation of ‹i›, and both were used interchangeably for both the vowel and the consonant, coming to be differentiated only in the 16th century. The dot over the lowercase ‘i’ is sometimes called a tittle. In the Turkish alphabet, dotted and dotless I are considered separate letters, representing a front and back vowel, respectively, and both have upper-case (‹I›, ‹İ›) and lowercase (‹ı›, ‹i›) forms.
In modern English, ‹i› represents different sounds, either a “long” diphthong /aɪ/ as in kite, which developed from Middle English /iː/ after the Great Vowel Shift of the 15th century, or the “short”, /ɪ/ as in bill.
(Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I)

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Deano’s answer to: “Why doesn’t Apple do more to limit the iPod / iPhone / iPad hacker scene?”

A few points:

  • The harder you lock it down, the harder they try to break in – Apple keeps things open and easy enough for Grandma to use, which also means really clever folks can figure out ways to hack the system.
  • App makers who are concerned with the piracy numbers are app makers who can’t sell apps. Stop whining, start coding, until you have something people will gladly pay for.
  • There really is no good alternative for developers – app sales across other devices is largely abysmal compared to iOS app sales… So, in a way, Apple doesn’t need to worry about losing too many Apple-friendly devs to greener pastures, especially not over app sales lost to jailbreakers.
  • Apple can use the jailbreak community as a hostile skunkworks – sometimes, some really brilliant app ideas come out for jailbroken phones, and either prove that an Apple or carrier-based dev restriction is unnecessary, and can be removed in a future OS release (Google Voice comes to mind). This is especially great, because if Apple gets complete deniability with the courts and carriers, but get to see and “steal back” any good ideas which most users could benefit from.
  • Jailbreakers are Apple customers – they don’t like some aspect of the official OS releases… Not modifiable enough being the main complaint. That said, they either refuse to migrate to Android (or soon, WebOS), or they’ve gone there, and run back screaming (I put it at about 50-50). Anyway, even when you agree to disagree, you still want to keep those customers, especially when you make much larger margins from device sales.

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Deano’s answer to: “In Thor, what are the 9 realms? How do they inter-relate? What’s the deal with the tree that Thor draws for Jane?”

The Nine Realms, or Nine Worlds, or Nine Planes are:

Alfheim, Asgard, Hel, Jotunheim, Midgard (Earth), Muspelheim, Nidavellir, Svartalfheim, and Vanaheim(*).

The Big Tree is called Yggdrasil.

As for explaining what they are, and their inter-relation – especially in the context of the Marvel version of Thor – I could grab my crayons and do my best, or simply link to the excellent Wikipedia entry on the subject here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asg…

(* Am I really the only one who had to memorize this in the third grade?!? )

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Deano’s answer to If you ate poop, what would actually happen?

I’d like to ask in reply, “Whose poop are we talking about?

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Cats

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Cooked properly, something like domestic cat poop – which usually has high protein content – could actually be quite nutritive (though still not healthy to eat)… Just ask any local dogs what they think – it’s better than dog treats!

Civets

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More reasonably, you might try searching the internet for “Kopi Luwak“, which is a special (and extremely expensive) coffee made from Civet Feces, and generally regarded as one of those eccentric delicacies, rather than an overt health risk. Okay, I’m cheating there, because it’s a drink, but you could always brew up a batch, and turn it into Kopi Luwak Chip Ice Cream!

Camels

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If you’re ever suffering from bacterial dysentery in the desert, you may ask a local Bedouin for some fresh camel feces – the stuff contains Bacillus Subtilis, which is a natural antibiotic. I do not (wait for it…) make this shit up: German soldiers fighting in the African Campaign during WWII used this homeopathic solution when supplies ran low, with great efficacy(*). In fact, using feces as a medium to ingest foreign bacterial flora when one is deficient in same can be a viable treatment of certain ailments. Still, you’re probably better off sticking to yogurt.

Humans

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But, of course, you don’t really care about animal poo, do you? Let’s just cut to the chase, then: If you eat human feces, the most likely outcome is that you will become extremely ill from bacterial or viral infection by one or more of the following:

  • E. Coli
  • Hepatitis A
  • Hepatitis E
  • Viral Pneumonia
  • Polio
  • Influenza

When in doubt, stick with the excretions of herbivorous animals, eat in small quantities as a survival-stage technique only, and if you have a microwave or other bacteria-killing device handy, use it!

(* Carved from the interesting Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cop…)

If you ate poop, what would actually happen?

Deano’s answer to: “Why aren’t Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley in the next Pirates of the Caribbean film?”

A few fairly straightforward reasons why:

  • Their character arcs are both complete, removing their relevance from ongoing/new adventures, which need feature only Captain Jack Sparrow.
  • They were never the box office draw of the earlier films, and replacing them with new allies and frenemies (like Penélope Cruz) helps keep things “fresh”, and helps less creative movie execs figure out what additions/subtractions can help bring home more bacon.
  • Neither is a compelling enough actor/character in their own right to warrant continued exposure within the franchise – it just takes time away from the much more bankable “Johnny Depp Vs. X” storylines we are bound to see in future films.

Why aren’t Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley in the next Pirates of the Caribbean film?