Deano’s answer to: “Which superhero would best be suited for cleaning up the streets of Oakland?”

An interesting question… The cities mentioned (Gotham and Metropolis) are both in the DC Universe, which typically uses stand-in cities rather than the real ones – in part for the same reason the Simpsons is set in Springfield – because these cities could, to varying degrees, represent "any town" that fit the particular archetype. In fact, in the DC Universe, both Gotham and Metropolis are close together on the East Coast[*].

In any case, following this model, the most "Oaklandish"-sounding DC meta-cities are more recent entries into the canon, and usually centered around "urban" superheroes, which we'll also get to in a minute. Top of my list would be Brick City, the sometimes-home of Black Lightning:

(image courtesy of http://www.flickr.com/photos/cap…)

Brick City came to life in Black Lightning's 1995 series, which was cut short after only 13 issues… So the city itself isn't covered in the kind of depth as a Gotham, Metropolis, or even Star City… Nevertheless, the common gang/drug related themes, and featuring a hero who was an inner city school teacher by day, crime fighter at night, riff nicely with Oakland in at least some ways.

As for other potential DC heroes involved in stopping gang violence/propping up low income communities, these include (but are not limited to):

  • Gangbuster

  • The Guardian

  • Steel

  • Bibbo Bibbowski

  • Aztek

  • and basically any other black or latino superhero (sigh)

On the other side of the "superhero house", at Marvel comics, they typically use real city names in the US for just about everything, only veering into fake country and city names to prevent direct overt offense of a particular foreign ethnic/religious group (and even that is pretty rare). Unfortunately, Oakland doesn't really show up as more than an off-hand reference of characters based in San Francisco or Berkeley (ain't that always the way?), like:

  • Spiderwoman
  • The X-Men
  • and even the science-terrorists of A.I.M.

Unfrotunately, none of the above have much of an "anti-gang" focus – really both A.I.M. and the X-Men ARE gangs themselves, only at a much more dangerous level.

As for a superhero focused on stopping gang activity, it's basically what all superheroes do – just mostly as "patrol time", "training", "letting off steam", or even comic relief.

As depicted in comics, superheroes are wildly overpowered compared to average people – and even one moderately-strong, invulnerable flyer would make quick work of any gang in the area that wasn't similarly affiliated with a super-villain.

In fact, it may be for the best that superheroes do not focus on gang activity frequently – it may start a powers arms race within the gangs themselves, which in turn could wreak even more havoc on their local communities.

Still, especially with near-cosmic-power-level telepaths like Professor Xavier running around the Marvel Universe, one may be inclined to wonder why they don't simply rewrite the memories of gang members or otherwise mentally control them to pursue the straight and narrow… Blah blah blah free will, blah blah blah choices…

And that's just the big two… Once you go into smaller companies, the indies, etc, you start to see more analogues. There is, in fact, a pure-blooded Oakland superhero (sort of), the fallen angel David, in the short-lived Pariah, by Revolution Comics:

( more info here: http://www.pariahfallenangel.com…)

Unfortunately, Pariah also wasn't all that gang-focused (unpowered gangs just aren't that fun to fight, or draw, I guess).

[* very interesting non-canon but well-researched map here: http://www.karridian.net/dcusa_n… ]

Which superhero would best be suited for cleaning up the streets of Oakland?

Deano’s answer to: “I’m planning on developing a mobile app and web service for a new business idea. What kind of platform should I ask the potential developer to use?”

Is this a free app? If not, you might want to check your platform of choice assumption – while there may be a large base of android smartphone users, they convert at much lower rates into paying customers than do iPhone/iOS device users.

But even before that, if you lack development experience, and are targeting a prototype stage app, I'd strongly recommend a (cheaper, multi platform) web app for your first iteration… It'll still be clear enough to use for developer and investor recruitment, with a faster time to market.

I'm planning on developing a mobile app and web service for a new business idea. What kind of platform should I ask the potential developer to use?

Deano’s answer to: “How do you tell a girl you’re dating that she smells bad?”

Hold all your dates at hot springs and other venues that require a shower immediately beforehand.

See if you can track her food intake if the smell doesn't seem natural. Drug use can also cause various unpleasant odors.

Make sure it isn't you.

Then, armed with real data, and hopefully several fun dates and enjoyable times, mention that you'd like to continue dating, but it's simply something she needs to deal with. If she reacts defensively, it's a good sign she's somewhat aware of the issue. If not, you may be blessed as a super-olfactor, one of the few people who can smell imbalances or even disease in others. If she really seems oblivious, it may be hard to convince her to see her doctor about it, but ultimately you could be saving a life. If the worst outcome is catching a serious condition early in exchange for a breakup, wouldn't that be worth it?

How do you tell a girl you're dating that she smells bad?

Deano’s answer to: “What’s a good plan for “date night” with a long-term relationship girlfriend around Berkeley?”

Given that you mentioned "long term relationship girlfriend", then I'd advise a course that breaks from the norms as much as possible, gets you out of your comfortable routines ("date night", really?!?), and restores spice and energy to your love life:

  • Pretend you're leaving Berkeley the next day – what are the absolutely "must do's" on both your lists that you haven't hit? Similarly, what are some of the key memories of times together/inspiration in your relationship that you could call to mind by adding them to your itinerary? If the date isn't fun, try to…
  • Pretend you've both just moved to Berkeley – using only the knowledge of guidebooks, weekly newspapers, and ads posted in the nearest laundromat, plan a date/tour of the area as "prefroshes in love" or some such… It's like taking a vacation in your home town – when you can see it (and your partner) with fresh eyes, every day gets a little bit brighter. If that's still not working, then…
  • Get outta Berkeley! – As a San Francisco Bay Area resident myself, the one thing I've noticed talking to people around here, regardless of where they are from: they tend to know a small subset of their town/city, and very little of the surrounding area(s). BART up to Walnut Creek and get lost in the strip malls (and make out in the parking lot between a couple minivans). Head to Emeryville for a romantic walk through Ikea, imagining how each piece of furniture will fit in your imagined dream home… Then cap it off with a candlelit (LED candles advised) dinner in the cafeteria upstairs. Hit the fine bars and bowling alleys of Albany – be a proud townie couple for the evening, and shelve things intellectual until the sun rises.

Three suggestions, not too detailed in terms of locations, I will admit – because, in the grand scheme, no "great location" is going to turn the humdrum existence of an LTR into the spark that burned your hearts and loins when you first met… Your goal is to find that spark, in large part by keeping your perspective fresh, and looking at your surroundings and each other with new eyes.

What's a good plan for "date night" with a long-term relationship girlfriend around Berkeley?

Deano’s answer to: “I got a hot date Fri night! Dinner or drinks? I’ve heard you can do one but not both. Drinks seems more fun. Thoughts?”

Your answers are likely to be bounded greatly by personal preferences when asking so specfically – for me, drinks at the bar in a nice upscale restaurant would be ideal, since:

  • We could stick to drinks-only without ruffling anyone's feathers, and stay as long as we liked, or
  • We could (in most cases) order appetizers, or even entrées off the menu to share, as a way to test the cuisine, without breaking the bank on a full course

Still, what you do on the date pales in importance to how you do it

Make sure to present her with multiple invitations:

  • To try something new (drink, appetizer, word game, whatever)
  • Share her thoughts, opinions, background information (try to listen more than talk, good for her ego, as well as getting a feel for what she might like/hate in a second date)
  • To relax and enjoy herself without expectations or even intentions beyond having a wonderful time with you

Above all, remember that in many ways that the first date is a lot like a first job interview, or the first investor pitch – the goal is simply to get another interview/meeting/date, not to achieve any of the more "traditional milestones" (first kiss, makeout, sex, etc).

I got a hot date Fri night! Dinner or drinks? I've heard you can do one but not both. Drinks seems more fun. Thoughts?